English for the Grown-up, Английский для взрослых, 100 анекдотов и забавных историй с лексико-грамматическим комментарием, системой упражнений и словарем, Миловидов В.А., 2003

English for the Grown-up, Английский для взрослых, 100 анекдотов и забавных историй с лексико-грамматическим комментарием, системой упражнений и словарем, Миловидов В.А., 2003.

Учебное пособие, ориентированное на совершенствующихся в изучении английского языка, основано на современных англоязычных анекдотах и смешных историях. Занимаясь с пособием, читатель сочетает отработку лексико-грамматических и разговорных навыков с чтением текстов легкого, развлекательного жанра.




Randy.
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that would service all of his many hens, and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, ”1 have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the homiest rooster you will ever seе!” So the fanner took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. “Randy,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.” And without a word Randy strutted into the henhouse. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the bam and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pighouse, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, “Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself.” But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. Нis legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying. “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you, my little buddy.” “Shhhhh!” Randy whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”
Study the words and expressions given below:
to service - обслуживать; здесь (c.-x): огуливать, топтать, покрывать
rooster - петух
vendor - продавец
horny - рогатый; здесь: (слэнг): «озабоченный», похотливый
рер - (слэнг): энергичный
stuff - здесь: работа, работенка.



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